By the gods, even Phendegwen (reknowned as a most avaricious reader)
likely skipped through all of that rubbish written by you, your friends,
and your enemies.

I did spot one quite astounding thing in amongst it all though.
Apparently, someone made you royalty at some point.

I wonder who was stupid enough to do that?

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Khepary, in the year 440 MA.