SHUT UP JHUGYR, REAL TSINKIN ARE IN HERE

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR KIDS, YOU HAIRLESS GUTLESS MAN-WOMAN

SO SORRY IN FACT, MAYBE WE OUGHTA TEACH THEM HOW A REAL TSINKIN THROWS A PARTY

ANYONE WHO BRINGS A SCRAWNY LITTLE DELOS TSINKIN CHILD TO OUR TERRITORY IS GONNA GET GRAW BAW HANDSOME REWARDED

I MEAN ANYONE

WE'RE IN THE SOUTHERN TUNDRA, JUST HEAD WEST AFTER ALL THAT ENDLESS CRAP

BASTARDS

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lanosian, in the year 408 MA.