Lady Ysmali's order offers a considerate amount of money (up to two
million gold) for activities furthering the glory and/or the
entertainment of our beloved Lady. If you have an original idea, message
me what you intent to do and how your actions should be rewarded. I will
relay suitable ideas to our Matron and if they spark our Lady's interest
you will receive notice accordingly and payment upon completion of your
proposed actions. Those who bother me with dull, rude or pointless
messages will instead receive a slow and painful death.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lleian, in the year 350 MA.