Aetolian Game News
Liars.
Written by: Knight Templar Elanth Ishilind, the Mad Maestro
Date: Sunday, January 10th, 2010
Addressed to: Everyone
An address to all men and women, particularly those of the Sentaari, and
more particularly still its current Abbot and his submissive slave of a
wife - Abhimanu and Faye Paandava.
A grievous pack of lies has been uttered. Not simply against men and
women, though they have been caused just offense by the injury of these
claims - not even concepts and ideals, though these too have been
offended and spat upon in the course of the mistruths that have been
told.
Of our Order, the two aforementioned have said that it harbored rapists
and politicians who were all corrupt. Before I fully acknowledge the
absurdity of this all-inclusive statement, I would like to clarify some
matters. I have come very close to being a rapist in the past. I am a
politician, albeit a rather terrible one, as evidenced by my lack of
diplomacy, discretion, and outright viciousness. I am very possibly even
Corrupt, and fully admit to enjoying the composition of this article due
to baser, more vindictive emotions. One thing I am not, however, is an
idiot - that dubious honor is the domain of the two liars I stand
charged with humiliating.
The statement I expounded upon before is, very apparently, the reason
Mr. and Mrs. Paandava left the Order, but this is false on several
levels. Because, despite my indiscretions, which you can rest assured
were not known to either of them, the Order contains honorable,
forthright men who do their very best and live by the ideals our Lord
has set out. If they are corrupt, then surely so must our Lord be.
But no - again I digress. The Truth is that Mr. and Mrs. Paandava did
not leave - they were expelled. Our Lord deemed them WORTHLESS.
WORTHLESS, and DIVISIVE, and an ACTIVE DETRIMENT to His Templarate. He
cast them out without remorse, affording them courtesy in not pursuing
them further. But these lies insult His courtesy, and they insult not
only that, but each and every one of us who swear to His service - and
have not broken our oaths unlike some other select personages that we
might name in some speculative continuation of this deplorable missive.
Nonetheless, Sentaari; your leaders have lied to you, and more damning
still, they have lied in the face of an Order and a Divine entity bound
to tell the Truth. They seek to justify their indiscretions and hold
dear pride above admitting to their childish, shortsighted mistakes.
Their ridiculous, insolent behavior reflects badly upon each and every
one of you, and were I in your place I should be ashamed of the
playacting pretenders that lead you. Look upon them and see them for the
lying, pompous asses that they are, and know that the Lord Truthseeker
scorns their limitless hubris. And look upon Mr. Paandava - he that is
himself a rapist and politician. A rapist of his virtues and his
credibility, and a politician of the worst sort; a lying, two-faced
viper who spits venom and bile into the eyes of others so that they
might be blinded by his pathetic wiles.
Therefore, I urge you to be blinded no more - for the Truth has been
spoken. Let it stand as it is.
In Arion's name,
Elanth Ishilind
Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Lanosian, in the year 293 MA.