Allo,

Me n' some of me bruthas are out wandering the highways, draggin' some
big carts. In 'em carts are many a wonderful thing, all of which explode
with the right jiggerin. Jus' find us and we'll explain how 'ta use 'em
all, and sell ya some for a small price.


Penned by my hand on the 20th of Midsummer, in the year 249 MA.