Hello Sapience!

Do you own a fine piece of real estate? Or perhaps you lost a loved pet
recently? Maybe you're just a sad, lonely little person.

Have no fear, because it's the grand opening of Charlie's taxidermy shop
down in Jaru! It's taken years to perfect my art, but here I am, ready
to market it to you at affordable rates. My works will scare off
intruders, coddle children, and bring an irreplaceable sense of majesty
to your home. All are welcome, and if you don't find something you want,
bring me the body and I'll see about stuffing it for you!

My shop is just on Harbor Road, across from the constable's office. I
look forward to seeing you all!

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Arios, in the year 245 MA.