M is for Maggots, that's what you are
A is for the one, the only, Adimar
G is for Gracie, She tried to be nice
G is for Gangrel, I think he has Lice
O is for Order, You know they have None
T is for Talgon, he's helping them Some

P is for Problem, It's what they've become!
I is for Ignorant, aka Dumb
E is for Everyone who should know of them!
S is for Stupid! And this is the End!

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Slyphian, in the year 115 MA.