I have a good friend named Nightshadow
who likes to talk sexual inuendo
he talks all day long
he sings lots of songs
but he still goes back to his wife at night though!

One day while on old southern road
a man came to me who was old
he said on a whim
for me to follow him
then he tryed to sell me some mutton that was cold.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lanosian, in the year 111 MA.