There once was a lass named Misty
who was no bigger than a cup of tea
with her mouth and her hands
directed great bands
while eating ham in the symphony

I once known this guy named Aden
who claimed he was not born from Satan
though I believe theres no lier
I did see his mouth full of fire
as he rymed muddle and puddle in his disire!

There once was a girl who did hug
everyone in town even the bugs
it was something to be seen
she did it with a smiling gleem
and continued till she slipped on a rug.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Midsummer, in the year 110 MA.