I'm afraid on this
I must agree
With Aden's decree.

The site of you
Does make ones stomach turn
My bowels rumble,
And in the end I do believe,
It would be best if you would just leave,
And spare my stomach the agony,
Spare my buckets the wear!

And pardon the poor rhymes,
Perhaps ones such that a four year old could compose them,
But indeed,
I am not four
Much older to be sure.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Arios, in the year 110 MA.