There once was a zeepit named Alphado.
He had some fun but then he met you.

There was a chinzerp in the phalap.
It was sure not a strap.

There had been the inger by the sweoz.
She was beatufil, but no where near youz.

Dansig Voltaire

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Midautumn, in the year 85 MA.