Once upon a time,
A few months ago
I met a man named Cayn
And a-roving we did go

We did not go too far
Nor did we go wide
But we went quite often
And enjoyed the wild ride

He thinks I'm ashamed
That I wear his ring
But really I'm just shy
So I wrote this stupid thing

What he needs to see
Is for me to say
That he's MINE so BUZZ OFF
Your lesser man's that way

-- Zaila Tenor

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 20th of Haernos, in the year 483 MA.