Six little orphans went hungry on the streets,
then came a friendly gentleman, his hands were full of sweets.
Hey little boy, hey little girl, if you just come along
I'll bring you to the Orphanage, it's full of tasty treats.
The children went along with him, their eyes were all ashine:
if only they got to that place then life would be just fine.
Alas, as they were to find out this is no happy song.
Six little orphans were for him upon to dine...

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Ios, in the year 78 MA.