Oh Magi, how do I love you?
Let me count the ways!
1, 2 ,3 ,4...that's it.
The head of Air, inversely, an airhead.
Brainless, get it?

Way number 1: Airhead! HaHaHaHaHa!
Way number 2: I drink water.
Way number 3: I eat dirt.
Way number 4: ...fire is stupid.

I once...climbed a tree. Just so you know.
Tree climbing is fun, I guess.
Tree burning is even more fun.
Only time fire isn't really stupid.


Penned by my hand on the 14th of Chakros, in the year 209 MA.