An Ode to Stupid Poetry

by Brin and Oceania Ohmsford

People obviously need some entertainment
And the past few poems have made us lament
So Brin and I have decided to write
Cause we are so so bright!
And you know we love to start a fight

So, get your stupid rhymes off our boards
Or you may be mobbed by an angry hoarde
We're all so mad..
Cause your rhymes are so so bad!

We had hoped it was just a fad
But since you persist
We must insist..

That you shut the hell up!

P.S. Brin says, "You think you're so cool, but you're really a tool,
people are giggling, at your piddling poem!"


With all our love,
Brin and Oceania Ohmsford

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Lanosian, in the year 74 MA.