I have an uncle who is the best
He outshines most and all the rest
He loves me though I'm a li'l pest
And that's why he is great!

He takes me bashing and romping around

He can sneak up without a sound
And knock those bad guys to the ground
Or maybe my unlucky date...

So whether being sweet and funny
Or wiping my nose that's all runny
Or thwapping someone who was punny
He's just so much fun.

My friend when I'm sad
Sympathetic when I'm bad
More like a friend or dad
He's my uncle Gun.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Khepary, in the year 136 MA.