Just wanting to make a post for everyone to see, that I am now a PROUD
father of my 1st son, charles jr. As of 11:39 eastern time. He is 6 lbs
and 13 oz's, and 19 inches tall, and has every feature of his handsome
father -wink-. For anyone who is interested, I will try to put up a
picture as soon as possible on the forums.

-the soul of dex

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Midsummer, in the year 195 MA.