Everyone! Please come and stalk me and call my house!

I'm so bored! I need some excitment in my life. But if any of you are
stalkers, I hope you know that probably wiegh about 40 lbs more than you
and I could easily beat the living shit out of you. So go ahead and
stalk me!!!

I got a call from Shyann (who, by the way has got a sexy little southern
voice), and it was cool. Unfortunately I was really damned busy. I need
more people to call my house though! Keep calling, please!

-Josh

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Arios, in the year 58 MA.