Yes. I live in tobacco land. *cough* I mean North Carolina.
Aenith, I would take my shirt off and swing it around my head, but that
wouldn't be appropriate.
I'd rather churn butter on my front porch.
After milking the cows.
I'm kidding. Only some areas of N.C. are like that. I live in a resort
Golf area in the sandhills. So basically, I'm surround by the disease
called 'old people'. No offense, I really am joking. I respect my
elders.
I'm 16...anyone care?

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Arios, in the year 77 MA.