I gots me a shop with all kinds of hobgobbler-y wares.

Don't ask how I done lasso'd all 'em wares up, I got all kinds of ways.

I got gobbler voxes, wargobblers, gobbler paste, gobbler oil, gobbler callers, gobbler wings and even gobbler disguises!

Gobble-gobble-gobble.

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 13th of Severin, in the year 8 AC.