It is Sunday, the 7th of May, and the following changes have been implemented:

- Fixed Chasten / Subdue showing the underscore when delivering self loathing.

- Arborean is now available to be learned via the heavily-etched silver tokens.

- Fixed a handful of bugs with various tools/skills that overhear speech (e.g. spyglass, eavesdrop) not functioning correctly with mobs.

- The saddlebag/shop functionality of the antiquated crop artifact now works again.

- Did a small rewrite of some backend letter handling code to HOPEFULLY fix a rare issue wherein two people writing a letter at the same time could cause person A's letter to instead have what person B wrote on their letter, and person B's letter would be blank.

- Liberated minipets from the underground racetrack cartel; they're now enjoying a life of carrot-flavored martinis and squeaky toys.

- You can now use $+(mount$) in barding designs to force capitalisation at the beginning of a sentence. Use this over the regular $(mount$) tag when beginning a sentence with it.

- In what is probably the most important update ever, the bucket of manure from the Tsinkin Municipality works properly again.

- Fixed Primality Lightning/Alchemy Static not working on newbie area NPCs and vermin while graced.

- Tipjars placed in a shop will now return to their owner if the shop's owner changes.

- You can no longer SWING UP to the trees while burrowed.

- Compendium Teleport for the Endless Battlefield will now work by taking you to the pit you must enter to gain access.

- Compendium Teleport for the Liruma Crater will now work by taking you to the pedestal you must enter to gain access.

- Fixed Hematurgy Palpitate not correctly starting Profane/Imbrue/Suffocate.

This notice was posted on the 21st of Lanosian, in the year 509 MA.