Sapience,

In times of peril it is important to take hold of happiness when you find it. In partnership with Katy's festival, I, the magnificent Amias Ahava Edric Yasir, will wed any and all who wish to grasp this moment as it comes, be it the love of a day or the love of your life.

You can find me in the northeastern chapel, v63099, and ELOPE WITH <partner>. It will cost you 10,000 gold to, let's say, persuade the officials that you've been engaged the appropriate amount of time.

*By coming to my chapel you accept that I bear no responsibility in the success of the union or conduct of partners thereafter.*

Penned by my hand on Closday, the 12th of Arios, in the year 464 MA.