Aetolian Game News
The Quest For the Perfect Cinnamon Roll
Written by: Headmistress Isia Taziyah
Date: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Addressed to: Everyone
In all of Sapience, far and wide, there is no single food more decadent, more perfect, more gooey, more spicy-sweet than the cinnamon roll. I once had an endless supply of THE most perfect cinnamon rolls, passed along through a series of bakers, who have unfortunately, all fallen deeply in love with their pillows. Others have attempted and unfortunately, fallen short.
To the bakers of Sapience, I present a challenge. Who among you can craft THE perfect cinnamon roll? I need to know! I am accepting entries in the form of finished pastries between now and the new year. The winner will receive a stipend of two hundred and fifty thousand gold and sole rights to my business.
Judgement will be on the following criteria:
Appearance - Color, Swirl Visibility and Definition, Even Size and Shape, Appealing Presentation
Aroma - Inviting Scent, Fresh-Baked Smell, Detectable Hints of Key Ingredients
Texture - Soft, Fluffy Interior, Slightly Crisp or Caramelized Edges, Perfectly Moist Throughout - Not Dry or Soggy, Not Undercooked or Overdone
Flavor - Balanced Cinnamon-To-Sugar Ratio, Depth of Flavor, Sweet but Not Overly Sweet
Filling Distribution - Even Spread of Cinnamon Sugar Filling, No Dry Spots or Large Clumps, Consistent from Center to Outer Edge
Icing/Frosting - Perfect Amount (Neither Too Little, nor Too Much), Complementary Flavor, Smooth Texture
Freshness - Still Soft/Slightly Warm, Not Stale or Hardened
Overall Experience - Satisfying Bite (Best Combination of Taste, Texture and Aroma), Memorable, Crave-Worthy Quality
I look forward to your submissions!
Sadly Missing Cinnamon Rolls (But Not For Long!),
Headmistress Isia Taziyah
Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 17th of Lexadian, in the year 10 AC.