BIG PERSON WANTED!

Are you:

Large?

Strong?

Does thinking hurt?

Congratulations!
You have what it takes for this one time job oppurtonity!

Job Description:
Carry one (1) kobold everywhere

Smash things when he points and yell

Occasionally hold excess snacks

What's in it for you?
Zero thinking required!

Excess snacks

Heads pats for good jobs

The HONOR of being the ride for T.R.A.S.H. Quartermaster Kobold

Contact General Noube or Quartermaster Hoube!

P.S.

We are still looking for a catapult technician

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 8th of Celes, in the year 8 AC.