By virtue of the incontrovertible and irrefutable authority vested in the undersigned, and through the unequivocal affirmation of incontrovertible jurisprudential precedents, it is hereby promulgated, with exhaustive deliberation and indomitable finality, that any and all propositions, inquiries, solicitations, or petitions tendered within the purview of this decree are, without equivocation or circumlocution, categorically and perpetually denied, refuted, and rendered null and void in perpetuity.

Thus, let it be inscribed in perpetuity: No.

Signed,

Samos "Smallhorn" Cardinalis

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 18th of Dharos, in the year 7 AC.