To All Esteemed Orders,

It is with great honor and meticulous planning that we, the diligent organizers of T.R.A.S.H. (Top Rock Association of Strategic Havoc), in collaboration with the esteemed minds at F.O.A.M. (Formal Office of Acronymical Manifestation), and under the shadowy guidance of Arvelis, the Alpha Kobold, present to you the grand event: C.R.U.S.A.D.E. (Champions of Religious Unions Struggling Against Deific Enemies).

This amazing contest will see the mightiest champions from all orders test their faith, resolve, and strategic prowess. The ultimate goal? To claim one of two prestigious titles, securing your place in the annals of history.

Victory in C.R.U.S.A.D.E. will earn you one of two coveted titles:

P.R.I.E.S.T. (Perfect Representative of Important Ecumenical Strife Tournament)

M.O.N.K. (Most Oppressive Nun Killer)

Join us in this momentous event, where religious fervor meets strategic brilliance, and the victors will be crowned as legends and just generally cool people among their peers.

May your faith be strong, your strategy flawless, and your resolve unbreakable.

From,
T.R.A.S.H.,
F.O.A.M.,
Arvelis, the Alpha Kobold

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 24th of Dharos, in the year 6 AC.