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Public News Post #7391

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING T.R.A.S.H. AND ITS ON GOING MISSION OF LIBERATION AND BETTERMENT OF ALL SMALL RACES

Written by: Night Terror Noube, Executioner of Top Rock
Date: Tuesday, August 13th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Hello everyone! Super big news!

T.R.A.S.H., formerly known as the "Top Rock Association of Strategic Havoc", has undergone super crucial restructuring. We are now proudly rebranded as the "Top Rock Association of Strategic Harmony", because who needs havoc when you can have harmony?

Our new mission? The liberation and betterment of all small race! Whether you're a short, pint-sized, or just really compact, we're here to make sure you're living your best life, without being trampled on by the tall races or even other small races!

Forget about the old Ophdian squabbles, who needs those snakes anyways?

Join us in our quest for a world where all small races can stand tall.

-I still don't have a desk, but I am not a general anymore either.
Noube

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 8th of Sapiarch, in the year 6 AC.


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