April promotion time! I am posting this a half hour early so its date of post doesn't lead to confusion, please allow for that half hour before I go flip The Switch.

This month we are opening the Wheel of Fates! Tokens are available for purchase on the website (not the artifact shop). During the month every day you spend 60 minutes online, you will receive a free spin.

Every 500th token spin gives the spinner 500 credits!
Every 50th token spin gives the spinner 50 credits!
PROBE the Wheel to see how long until those key points are met.

This month, the lottery will be giving out tickets for a lottery. A lottery for a Level 4 Sip Ring! Who doesn't want 40% more health for their sip?

Also, a new promotion will be used throughout the month: Massdrop.

Details about exactly how each sale type works are available through HELP MASSDROP, but the basics are that throughout the month items will be placed for sale in MASSDROP LIST. Each purchaser of that item will either increase the discount for everyone who buys the item, or add points to the sale. At the end, for discounts, you will be refunded currency as though you bought it at the lowest possible price, or everyone who purchased will receive some sort of prize! MASSDROP INFO <#> will let you know exactly what type you will get.

Over the month we'll put up items, at least one per day. Sometimes they will last for days, giving you plenty of time to consider and see how the sales are going... sometimes I'll see if I can damage your impulse control, and the sales will be as large as they are short. I will also be putting out sorts of... test artifacts. Things we're not sure if people would like, or maybe we can't decide on an acceptable price. So if you see something new, check Announces!

It is important to note: ALL ARTIFACTS GAINED THROUGH MASSDROP DO NOT TRADE IN, NOR DO THEY COUNT FOR RETIREMENT. This is because the deals will have potential to sell at a discount that would make them trade in for more than you paid. That's silly. I will revisit this after we see the frequency with which this occurs.

-T

Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 1st of Midsummer, in the year 472 MA.