We are looking for a few good celani to serve drinks in the Garden and
generally accept verbal abuse with a smile and a cheerful "Thank you
sir, may I have another!" The pay sucks, but the hours are flexible and
it may just turn out to be one of the more rewarding things you've done,
if you have the right temperament for it.

If you're interested in being a Celani in Aetolia, you must have at
least 100 hours played here and be able to answer a broad variety of
general knowledge questions about Aetolia. It also helps to possess a
patient and personable attitude, a creative spark, and the willingness
to work hard to enhance the enjoyment of others.

To apply, please send an e-mail to celani@aetolia.com with a subject
line indicating your application. Please include your character name,
real life full name, city and country where you live, real occupation,
educational background, and anything that you think might make you
especially qualified (customer service experience, writing skills, etc).
Please also select one aspect of Aetolia that needs improvement and
describe how _you_ would go about improving it if you were a God.

Celanihood is potentially a route to Godhood, though that depends solely
on your performance and qualities displayed as a Celani (and then
Demi-God, if promoted). Celani are expected to show great
self-motivation and initiative. You're expected to find where your
skills can be best applied and apply them there without being pressured
to do so. You must give up your mortal persona and not play him/her at
all, though any time before potential promotion to God you may return to
your mortal character by giving up your immortality. The amount of time
and effort you spend, as well as the quality of your efforts, are
factors in promotions. So the better and more you do, the more quickly
you can be promoted (though promotion is not guaranteed, it is earned).

P.S. Not interested in all the luxurious trappings of immortal life?
Want an outlet for your creative flair, but don't aspire to godhood? We
are also accepting applications for mortal builders! Please read HELP
BUILDING for more details.

-Varian

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Variach, in the year 59 MA.